sdrawckab no stah

HATS confuse me

Abraham Lincoln always wore a hat

and he was assassinated

The cat in the hat always wore a hat

and a doctor wrote about him

I wish nobody wore hats

but you wear a hat every day
and you
and you

They're designed to cover us up

trap the perpetual cloud of rare thoughts

and cast a shadow on our faces

just to cover up unfiltered light-

don't want anybody to see that bald spot 

heaven forbid we get a glimpse of your greasy roots
that tell us where you came from

We can't see through that hat of yours

stop wearing it

I hear it's been giving you a headache for years

but you won't be taking it off anytime soon

I can't even see your darn eyebrows

but yea, keep it on

because you've been wearing it for far too long

and if you take it off now

you'll have hat marks

So

I tip my hat to you

because I'm sick of the way it feels

and always having to adjust it

For once,
I'm not going to wear a hat